Seriously, we're just trying to do our work down here, so it'd be really nice if the video game industry, headed by a bunch of computer mogoloid losers, stopped trying to make itself appear all "hardcore" and shit by making video games about Hell all the time. Hell is not a game, it's where demons like us have to work VERY HARD to punish you people for killing and stealing all the goddamn time (no pun intended). You may think you and your messy-haired, tattoo-wearing, angry loud music-listening meat puppet friends are "cool" and "hardcore", but what you actually are is "embarrassing" and "trying way too hard". Get some decency, for crying out loud, mudmonkeys. Stop exploiting our infernal dimension. Satan's got better things to do than demand royalty checks from your puny and wretched souls, which are not fit to even gaze upon His domain, let alone program a generic and uninteresting video game about it. Besides, that Dante guy OBVIOUSLY did NO research whatsoever for his dull little book. For one thing, the gates of Hell says "NO SOLICITORS" on it. This really isn't the kind of thing we need to be dealing with when we've got hellhounds to feed and terrorists and genociders to jab in the face with pitchforks and lemon juice to pour in their eyes over and over again for all eternity.
Please, think of the demons. We don't do this to be lampooned in your mediocre attempts at entertainment for your overpriced, oversold electronic gaming systems that lack innovation. We do it because you're all obnoxious sinners that never learn. Maybe we should take away all of your video games for a month and see how you fare then, having to rely on old-fashioned entertainment. Like rock painting, or whatever it is you hairless apes do all the time. We in Hell have to make do with what we've got, whether it's force-feeding you mutant maggots that eat you from the inside out, or boiling your brains away with acid and using your still-sentient skulls as Hawaiian punch glasses.
Peace and Love,
From the desk of Satan's Secretary,
"Chompy".
Make more games about "pocket monsters", those sound.. heh heh... "fun".
Answer by Josiah
Go outside more often, maybe.
Answer by bluekatt
wel you see stan or satan which ever you prefer
heaven is kinda on the boring side of thing and demonising iraq no pun intended isnt quite pc
so your fire and brimstone sweatshop is kinda the place to be for no hope talentless hack developers looking for a quick buck
hell is a shit business i know its a shit job but somebody has got to do it right ?
glad its not me
Answer by Tonicmole
We also make games about WW 2, so I guess humans just have no tact.
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