here are some questions that should make your day:
If the #2 pencil is so popular why is it still #2?
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out its nose?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? And If so, how would you treat them?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, is it misspelled?
And if it is misspelled, how would we know?
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, where does morality come from, morons?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
If "poli" means many, and "tics" mean bloodsucking creatures, then what does "politics" mean?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be wise to: "Quit while you're ahead"?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
What's another word for Thesaurus?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
If two wrongs don't make a right, then how come two negatives make a positive?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If you set to work with a knife that will cut through anything and Tupperware that's guaranteed not to break, what happens?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
Who really took the bite out of the Apple logo?
When an elevator is overloaded with passengers who is criminally responsible?
If you are in a vehicle going the speed of light, what would happen if you turned on your headlights?
Could it be that all those people dressed up, wearing sheets, aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
If a clock is hungry does it go back four seconds?
Why is it we call people liars, but we never call anyone truthers?
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
Why is it, when we talk to God, we're praying, but when he talks to us we're schizophrenic?
Does a helium filled balloon float if you put it in outer space?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but duck when you throw a revolver at him?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner,then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't alright, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you idiot!'?
If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
Why are they called apartments when they're all together?
Why is there braille on the ATM drive-thru?
Answer by Day-z
dahs 2 much i stoped at dah middle der funny but im lazy
Answer by Paul B
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Answer by slacker gal
haha....
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